Hello! I’m Farrah.
I’m a writer. I’m a Northerner who periodically loses or intensifies her accent, and I switch between thinking I’m a complete moron and that I’m the funniest person on the planet. I live on the internet, in London, and round Yorkshire and Manchester when it suits me. I believe in choosing joy, in saving room for dessert, in Taylor Swift, and in a world with gin and tonics for everyone.
I spend my time getting lost and getting fed, mouthing off over glasses of wine and causing fires in kitchens. Then I type it up here.